
Nipple-eyed demon worm
The Digimon theme song just started playing in iTunes. Although it isn’t as good as the Pokemon theme song, it still made my day significantly brighter—as if it wasn’t good enough.
There’s a kid on campus who’s known for carrying around his boombox and blasting awesome music. He had the Pokemon theme song playing earlier this week. It was wonderful.
I can sing every word.
| — | American Gods |
John Watson’s shaved legs
and then my soda went all over my computer screen
shit
OH F—
dear god
He will now be known as Lady-Legs Watson
JOHN LADY-LEGS WATSON!
Oh hey there pretty lady how you-OH GOD HEY THERE JON WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE THIS IS AWKWARD
~obviously John’s leg hair tickled Sherlock in bed so Sherlock made him shave.
JAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Morgan…
He’s very…
um…
Actually
I’m not sure
what to think
about
this.
What, men can’t shave their legs?